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fattiesdelight:

Creme Brulee Ice Cream

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malformalady:

Equine onesies were originally created to prevent horses suffering fly irritations, allergies, and other forms of skin conditions, they are also being snapped up by owners eager to keep their animals’ coats clean before a show. Jessica Clarke, 20, and Annie Brown, 18,  custom make and sell the garments for £169.99.

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whereismana:

these frikin things….

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gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

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theannieplanet:

phaniels:

phaniels:

im gonna try to figure out how sherlock survived the fall by asking cleverbot

do u think ur cute shercock

im laughing so hard it made a pun

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i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

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rebornica:

I keep seeing too many people complain about having big thighs and being fat or skinny so I made these!

Encouraging Zangief!

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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via neigh-occasionaly)

charmeleons:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

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rabbitrecycle:

Shit i’m late for replacing Shinji because he won’t get in the fucking robot.

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via neigh-occasionaly)

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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